Schelling: This shit is too beautiful not to be real.
谢林: 这大便太美了!所以它不可能不是真的.
Dostoyevski If no shit is true, then all shitting is permitted.
杜思妥也夫斯基:如果没有大便是真的, 那一切拉屎都将被允许.
Heraclitus You can't step in the same shit twice.
你不能踩在同个大便上两次.
Whitehead Every shit is everywhere at all times.
怀德海:每个大便都在所有时间的所有地方.
Mill The greatest shit for the greatest number.
弥尔:想办法喂最多数的人吃最多数的大便.
So the cashier put her finger boxit out and exclaimed, " That smells like shit. "
收银员把手伸进去,摸了下伸出来, 喊到: “ 它闻起来象大便 ”.
Chomsky Corporate media is full of shit.
琼斯基:财团媒体是一堆大便.
Baudrillard Shit is no longer possible, only the simulacrum of shit.
布西亚:大便已经不可能了, 只剩下大便的拟像.
Hume There is no shit, just me shitting.
休姆:没有大便, 只有我在大便这个事实.
A shit a day keeps the doctor away.
一天大便一次,医生不上门.
Think SECRET SOCIETY shit.
想想秘密社团的大便.
Copernicus We're not the center of all this shit.
哥白尼:我们不是所有大便的中心.
Russell I will give you a definite description of this shit.
罗素:我将给你这大便的确定描述辞.
Schopenhauer Will this unhappy shit.
叔本华意志这个不快乐的大便.
Sceptics I'm not sure about this shit.
怀疑论学派:我对这大便一无所知.
Fichte My shit is even more idealistic than Kant's shit.
费希特:我的大便比康德的大便更要理想化.
Canniness: never have a shit when off duty.
精明: 从不占用下班时间大便.
Then , later, fishing up her shit and piss.
再钓鱼般用鱼杆钓上去大便和小便.
Lacan Shit is the languaged Other.
拉冈:大便是言说的大他者.
Stoics I can handle this shit.
斯多葛:我能掌握这大便.
Rousseau Man is free to shit but is everywhere constipated.
人生而自由大便,但却处处是便秘.
Descartes I shit, therefore I am.
迪卡儿:我大便故我在.
Thales All shit is water.
泰利斯:所有的大便都是水.
Hobbes This shit is nasty, brutish and short.
霍布斯:这大便是卑劣, 粗鲁,无礼的.
Spinoza One big, beautiful, rational, cosmic shit.
斯宾诺莎:一个大的, 美丽的, 理性的, 宇宙大便.
Zeno If you can cut shit in half forever, is shit infinite?
奇诺:如果你能不断将大便切成两等分, 大便是不是无限的 呢 ?
Xenophanes If shit had a God, God would look like shit.
奇诺芬妮丝:如果大便信上帝的话, 那上帝看起来就会像大便.
Augustine: We can know God's shit.
奥古斯丁: 我们可以知道上帝会大便.
A: Because they irritate the shit out of you.
因为他们让你想去大便.