Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML.
今天我搬去跟男朋友一起住了。之前我以为只有我家的猫是不懂事的四岁小屁孩来着。FML。Science is doing its best to turn every weapon you doodled in notebooks as a kid into a reality.
科学正全力将小屁孩们在笔记本上随意涂鸦的各色武器转变为现实的杀人凶器。I can't couch surf with a three year old and five year old (well , I could but then those people wouldn't ever want to talk to me again).
我不能和一个三岁的小破孩和一个五岁的小屁孩进行沙发旅行呐（好吧，或许我能这么做，可是这样一来那些朋友都不愿再和我说话了）。If you use Americanisms just to show you know them, people may find you a tadtiresome, so be discriminating.
如果你使用美语仅仅是为了炫耀你知道它，人们只会把你当做讨人厌的小屁孩，所以别那么不识趣。I was a young kid when I came here, and. . . . . . I wanna do something before the whole thing, and I hope you guys let me do this.
我刚来活塞的时候，还是一个小屁孩，然后……我想在仪式开始前做一件事情，我希望得到大家的允许。And that goes for everyone, not just the little brats of the international family.
这是对我们每一个人而言的，不仅仅是那些国际家庭中的小屁孩。You cry again for the tenth time to see the Diary of a wimpy kid.
这已经是你看小屁孩日记第十遍了，居然又哭了。What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办？If we were going to have Oprah's butthole and vagina and the gun and everything, it should have been in a show with the boys, not the towel.
如果我们要加入奥普拉的屁眼、阴道和手枪还有其他元素，我们就该让那几个小屁孩来搭戏，而不是那条毛巾。