You may have thought, the last time you blew off work on a presentation to watch "How I Met Your Mother, " that you were just slacking.
上次你因为看《老爸老妈浪漫史》而搞砸了一场演讲，你可能认为这是你拖延误事。At this time it is a touch of luck, if the mother is feeling good, smiling that she would give me a piece of the money.
这时却是得碰运气了，要是正好老妈心情不错，那她就会笑眯眯的给我一块钱。Tonight Mom came up to my room, and she had a flyer in her hand. As soon as I saw it, I knew EXACTLY what it was.
晚上老妈来到我的房间，手里拿着一张海报。一看到这海报，我心里就完全明白怎么回事了。Today me and Rowley got a ride from Mom, but I told her to let us out BEHIND the school.
这天我和劳里搭了老妈的车，但我告诉老妈车开到学校后面的时候就让我们下来。Tom: Why not quit your job? Kids do better with stay at home moms. It would be so much less stressful.
汤姆：为什么不辞职呢？孩子跟全职老妈呆在一起比较好，而且会省掉很多事的。Today, I learned that while my mom was pregnant with me, she craved cigarettes so much that she named me Nicky after "nicotine. " FML.
今天，我才知道老妈怀着我的时候，因为太想抽烟，所以以“尼古丁”来给我命名为尼基。I've got a million things to do tomorrow. My Old Pair are coming to town for a few days and I've got to get my place in order.
我明天还有一大堆事儿要做呢。我的老爹老妈要来城里住些日子，我得把我家里弄利落了。One of the reasons that mom used to nag, had nothing to do of course with your golf swing, but everything to do with your posture.
老妈总是唠叨的其中一个原因肯定与高尔夫挥杆无关，但却与你的站姿有关。"Sure we are, " said Mom, and then she did that thing with her eyes that she does when Daddy isn't looking.
“当然是了，”老妈说到，然后趁老爸没看见就挤眉弄眼。